I'm The Doctor: My Doctor Who Parody Of Taylor Swift's Shake It Off

I always regenerate

Got no time to explain

That's what people say, mmm-mmm

That's what people say, mmm-mmm

I take on too many companions,

But I can't make 'em stay

At least that's what people say, mmm-mmm

That's what people say, mmm-mmm

But I keep space/time cruising

Can't stop, won't stop moving

It's like I got the Eye of Time

In my mind

Saying, "It's gonna be alright."

'Cause the Daleks gonna exterminate-ate-ate-ate-ate

And the Cybermen gonna upgrade-grade-grade-grade-grade

But I'm just The Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor

I'm The Doctor, I'm The Doctor,

Weeping Angels gonna send you back, back, back, back, back

And the evil aliens gonna attack-tack-tack-tack-tack

But I'm just The Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor

I'm The Doctor, I'm The Doctor,

I have two heart beats

I'm like fish finger and custard treats

And that's what they don't see, mmm-mmm

that's what they don't see, mmm-mmm

I'm sometimes traveling on my own (traveling on my own)

I pick up companions as I go (companions as I go)

And that's what they all know, mmm-mmm

that's what they all know, mmm-mmm

But I keep space/time cruising

Can't stop, won't stop moving

It's like I got the Eye of Time

In my mind

Saying, "It's gonna be alright."

'Cause the Daleks gonna exterminate-ate-ate-ate-ate

And the Cybermen gonna upgrade-grade-grade-grade-grade

But I'm just The Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor

I'm The Doctor, I'm The Doctor,

Weeping Angels gonna send you back, back, back, back, back

And the evil aliens gonna attack-tack-tack-tack-tack

But I'm just The Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor

I'm The Doctor, I'm The Doctor,

I have two heart beats

I'm like fish finger and custard treats

And that's what they don't see, mmm-mmm

that's what they don't see, mmm-mmm

I'm The Doctor, I'm The Doctor,

I, I, I'm The Doctor, I'm The Doctor,

I, I, I'm The Doctor, I'm The Doctor,

I, I, I'm The Doctor, I'm The Doctor,

Hey, hey, hey

Just think while you've been getting down and out about the liars and the dirty, dirty cheats of the universe,

You could've been getting down with the man with two heart beats.

My new companion brought her very best friend

She's like "Oh, my god!" but I'm just The Doctor.

I'm the fella who's quite wry, with the cool bow tie

Won't you come with me, baby? I'm The Doctor, Doctor, Doctor

Yeah ohhh

'Cause the Daleks gonna exterminate-ate-ate-ate-ate

And the Cybermen gonna upgrade-grade-grade-grade-grade

But I'm just The Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor

I'm The Doctor, I'm The Doctor,

Weeping Angels gonna send you back, back, back, back, back

And the evil aliens gonna attack-tack-tack-tack-tack

But I'm just The Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor

I'm The Doctor, I'm The Doctor,

I'm The Doctor, I'm The Doctor,

I, I, I'm The Doctor, I'm The Doctor,

I, I, I'm The Doctor, I'm The Doctor,

I, I, I'm The Doctor, I'm The Doctor,

I'm The Doctor, I'm The Doctor,

I, I, I'm The Doctor, I'm The Doctor,

I, I, I'm The Doctor, I'm The Doctor,

I, I, I'm The Doctor, I'm The Doctor,

I'm The Doctor, I'm The Doctor,

I, I, I'm The Doctor, I'm The Doctor (Let's go)

I, I, I'm The Doctor, I'm The Doctor,

I, I, I'm The Doctor, I'm The Doctor

Fairytales Are Bad

I'll never understand why girls love fairy tales so much. Look at what happens: 1) Red Riding Hood Is such a twit, she can't tell the difference between a male wolf and her grandma, because the wolf was wearing her granny's clothes. 2) Beauty is basically sold into slavery to the Beast by her dad. 3) Cinderella is a slave in her own house. Then marries a guy who just stalked her across his whole kingdom, after falling madly in love with her after just once dance. 4) Goldilocks breaks and enters. OK, she enters and breaks things. Steals food, and goes to sleep in someobody else's bed, because apparently she thinks she's in a hotel. 5) Snow White. Where to begin. First, she's 12. And a Hottie McHotHot judging by a mirror. Her own Step-Mom, a grown woman, tries to kill her because she's jealous of how hot Snow White is. Snow White then moves in with 7 adult men, trading maid service for room and board. She is technically killed 3 times, because she can't grasp the simple concept of not opening the door to strangers (and probably can't tell the difference between humans and animals in said human clothes). Then Dwarves put her on display, because once again, she is just so hot. And 12. Finally, she marries a guy who literally makes out with hot corpses he finds in the woods. Think about it. Prince Charming is traveling through the woods, when he sees the dead body of a 12 year old girl on display (undoubtedly buying a ticket since you know the Dwarves were hoping to turn a profit on the world's hottest tween). Upon seeing this child, who is the"fairest of them all", he has a sudden, overwhelming urge to kiss her. A dead ,12 year old girl, mind you. A dead 12 year old girl who is just so hot you simply must kiss her cold dead lips. Then she "magically"wakes up from death. In other words, Snow White's a Zombie. A hot, 12 year old Zombie. The Charmings then place the Evil Queen in red hot iron boots, and force her to dance to death. Yes, these people believe in torture and capitol punishment, sans trial. And you thought Regina George was hot and mean? Try pissing off the world's hottest kid.

Upgrade You

My Latest Song:

We've been having some fun. But now being with you is becoming a chore. You're not how I thought you were. You're good but I need great. You have potential, yes it's true. I need more, what am I to do? Looks like I'm going to have to upgrade you to version two.

I need to upgrade you. Make you better, make you loving, make you everything I need. I need to upgrade you.

I'll teach you how to act, how to behave. Teach you to be everything I want you to be. Yes it seems cruel, but you'll be better and I'll still love you. Please let me upgrade you to version two.

I need to upgrade you. Make you better, make you loving, make you everything I need. I need to upgrade you.

Your jokes are a joke. You're such a bore. You fall asleep on me, and yes you even snore. You're late, you flake, you can't clean or bake. Baby, I want to love you like I did before. But as you are now, is making me sore. But I know what to do. Please let me upgrade you to version two.

I need to upgrade you. Make you better, make you loving, make you everything I need. I need to upgrade you.

(Musical interlude)

OO OO OO OO. OO OO OO OO.

(Musical interlude)

Don't get me wrong. I really do love you. I just think you can be better. I want you version number two.

(Musical interlude)

OO OO OO OO. OO OO OO OO.

(Musical interlude)

Yes I admit it. There are still things I'm wild and crazy for. Things I'd never want to change. Never want you to lose.

Your fashion sense is fine. Your shoes are devine. You still love me. Still want us to be a we. You're there for me, whenever I need you. Bring me soup when I'm sick, cheer me up when I'm blue. It's clear you really love me. I know that you do. Wait a minute, why did I ever want to upgrade you? Version one's not so buggy. Who cares about version number two?

So I guess I don't need to upgrade you. Not make you better, make you loving, make you everything I need. I don't need to upgrade you.