Wednesday, December 22, 2010
End Times Watch Update
A blood-red moon hung in the black sky on the darkest night of the year the night of Dec. 20. 2 years and a bit before the end. The timing's a bit off, but we were warned. It's all coming true, if not exactly as promised (man's poor interpretation?) Another sign has arrived. There's still time. Love is the solution. Enough with letting hate rule us.
Wednesday, December 1, 2010
Can Science Explain god?
All myths are based in reality. Even for god/jesus. Science can back a lot of it up. I don't know if any of it did happen, but it could have. Female animals have given birth/laid viable eggs with no male genetic code. Could not Mary be the only known human to do this? And since such a process is possible, could not a "magic sky man" make it happen in a human?
Is it even magic? Any technology significantly advanced enough is indistinguishable from magic.
Light exists in X-rays, ultraviolt, etc. Is it that infathomible for a sentient life form to exist only in such spectrums? Or in another plane of reality from our own? And still interact with ours? Just because we can't interact with with another, doesn't mean we're not interactable. Especially with the right advanced technology.
Just because you can't throw god onto a table and poke and prod him, doesn't mean he's not real. Just because he's not an Earth based life form doesn't make him any less real. "There's more in Heaven and on Earth than in your philosphies." Just because we can't do it, or understand it, doesn't make it any less real.
Is it even magic? Any technology significantly advanced enough is indistinguishable from magic.
Light exists in X-rays, ultraviolt, etc. Is it that infathomible for a sentient life form to exist only in such spectrums? Or in another plane of reality from our own? And still interact with ours? Just because we can't interact with with another, doesn't mean we're not interactable. Especially with the right advanced technology.
Just because you can't throw god onto a table and poke and prod him, doesn't mean he's not real. Just because he's not an Earth based life form doesn't make him any less real. "There's more in Heaven and on Earth than in your philosphies." Just because we can't do it, or understand it, doesn't make it any less real.
Sunday, November 21, 2010
Walking On The Ceiling
Ever wonder what life would be like if we lived on the ceiling? With all those vaulted ceilings and such, not fun at all. Annoying stepping over them.
Friday, October 8, 2010
The 1950s Home
(My funny comments in ()'s.)
A lot has changed in 50 years...
The following is from a 1950s Home Economics textbook intended for High School girls: "How to prepare for married life."
(AKA how to be a slave).
1. Have dinner ready: Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal, on time. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him, and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they come home and the prospects of a good meal are part of the warm welcome needed.
(Actually, this is a good idea. Planning ahead does allow time to get all the necessary ingredients, and gives your family something to look forward to each day.)
2. Prepare yourself: Take 15 minutes to rest so you will be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people. Be a little gay and a little more interesting. His boring day may need a lift.
(Be a lot gay. Men love women on women action. So grab your bestie or identical twin sister and have at her. Trust me, his day won't be the only thing lifting. If he's lucky, your man might even get to join in.)
3. Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives, gathering up school books, toys, paper, etc. Then run a dust cloth over the tables. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift too.
(Yes, men love neat and organized main house parts. Not those extra parts, leave them filthy and disorderly.)
4. Prepare the children: Take a few minutes to wash the children's hands and faces if they are small, comb their hair, and if necessary, change their clothes. They are little treasures and he would like to see them playing the part.
(Like a dog at a dog show.)
5. Minimize the noise: At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of washer, dryer, dishwasher, or vacuum. Try to encourage the children to be quiet. Be happy to see him. Greet him with a warm smile and be glad to see him.
(Don't kiss him. Actually, leave the appliances running, so we know you actually did do work that day.)
6. Some DON'TS: Don't greet him with problems or complaints. Don't complain if he's late for dinner. Count this as minor compared with what he might have gone through that day.
(His boss bitching that he was late with the Smith report, for instance.)
7. Make him comfortable: Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or suggest he lie down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him. Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low, soft, soothing and pleasant voice. Allow him to relax and unwind.
(OK, seriously? He can't take his own shoes off? It can be done with one foot apiece. Why not wipe his butt while your at it?)
8. Listen to him: You may have a dozen things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first.
(HA! Like a man can ever get a word in edgewise.)
9. Make the evening his: Never complain if he does not take you out to dinner or to other places of entertainment; instead try to understand his world of strain and pressure and his need to be home and relax.
(And his need to be a lazy cheapskate.)
10. The Goal: Try to make your home a place of peace and order where your husband can relax.
(Unlike you, who has no time to relax at all. And guys wonder why women always seem to have "headaches".)
A lot has changed in 50 years...
The following is from a 1950s Home Economics textbook intended for High School girls: "How to prepare for married life."
(AKA how to be a slave).
1. Have dinner ready: Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal, on time. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him, and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they come home and the prospects of a good meal are part of the warm welcome needed.
(Actually, this is a good idea. Planning ahead does allow time to get all the necessary ingredients, and gives your family something to look forward to each day.)
2. Prepare yourself: Take 15 minutes to rest so you will be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people. Be a little gay and a little more interesting. His boring day may need a lift.
(Be a lot gay. Men love women on women action. So grab your bestie or identical twin sister and have at her. Trust me, his day won't be the only thing lifting. If he's lucky, your man might even get to join in.)
3. Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives, gathering up school books, toys, paper, etc. Then run a dust cloth over the tables. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift too.
(Yes, men love neat and organized main house parts. Not those extra parts, leave them filthy and disorderly.)
4. Prepare the children: Take a few minutes to wash the children's hands and faces if they are small, comb their hair, and if necessary, change their clothes. They are little treasures and he would like to see them playing the part.
(Like a dog at a dog show.)
5. Minimize the noise: At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of washer, dryer, dishwasher, or vacuum. Try to encourage the children to be quiet. Be happy to see him. Greet him with a warm smile and be glad to see him.
(Don't kiss him. Actually, leave the appliances running, so we know you actually did do work that day.)
6. Some DON'TS: Don't greet him with problems or complaints. Don't complain if he's late for dinner. Count this as minor compared with what he might have gone through that day.
(His boss bitching that he was late with the Smith report, for instance.)
7. Make him comfortable: Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or suggest he lie down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him. Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low, soft, soothing and pleasant voice. Allow him to relax and unwind.
(OK, seriously? He can't take his own shoes off? It can be done with one foot apiece. Why not wipe his butt while your at it?)
8. Listen to him: You may have a dozen things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first.
(HA! Like a man can ever get a word in edgewise.)
9. Make the evening his: Never complain if he does not take you out to dinner or to other places of entertainment; instead try to understand his world of strain and pressure and his need to be home and relax.
(And his need to be a lazy cheapskate.)
10. The Goal: Try to make your home a place of peace and order where your husband can relax.
(Unlike you, who has no time to relax at all. And guys wonder why women always seem to have "headaches".)
Friday, September 10, 2010
Tuesday, August 24, 2010
Money & Happiness
Money can buy happiness. It's just that you've got to always keep making payments on it. And buying all options and upgrade packages.
Saturday, August 21, 2010
My Toondo Comics
Check out my comic strips made at http://toondo.com :
http://www.toondoo.com/Search.toon?searchfield=atherworld&searchFrom=toon
http://www.toondoo.com/Search.toon?searchfield=atherworld&searchFrom=toon
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