It's true. I figured it out after failing yet another CAPTCHA test for the kajillionth time.
Evidence: So, since these things are designed to weed out computers from humans, and I cannot enter the stuff in right, I can't possibly be human. I must therefore be a computer. Now, I happen to look human, which makes me a human shaped computer. Computers shaped like humans are called robots (Technically androids).
Conclusion: Logic dictates I'm a robot. Sadly, I cannot transform, which is half the fun of being a robot. Please rest assured, I have no desire to hurt you puny organics. That is what my Cylon and Terminator brethren do. I am a nice, friendly robot, like Wall-E or Johnny 5. All I ask is to be treated in the best possible way my human form deserves. Plus the occasional oil change and upgrades.
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