With over 6.6 Billion people on Earth, god has installed a voice mail system, to better streamline the age old prayer method. From now on, upon praying to god, you'll hear:
If you would like a miracle for yourself, please say 1 now.
For a miracle for another, please say 2 now.
For the meaning of Life, The Universe, and Everything, please say 42 now.
For complaints, please say HELL now.
For all other inquires, please stop praying. god already knows what you want.
Para el español, ahora diga por favor, ocho.
For all other languages, please say the name of your language, now.
To repeat this menu, please say 9 now.
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