Let Us Go: My Doctor Who Parody Of Frozen's Let It Go

The sun smiles down upon the Earth. Not a Time Lord to be seen. A self imposed isolation, for I'm the last of my kind. The Daleks are howling because I'm a swirling storm to them. Couldn't disguise my TARDIS any differently, Heaven knows I tried.

Come on in, come on and see, it's bigger on the inside for you and me. A blue box is what we all see. They weren't supposed to know, but now everybody knows.

Let us go, let us go. Can't hold it off anymore. Let us go, let us go. Run inside and slam the door. It's time for us to save the day. Let our enemies rage on. I'm ready for an adventure any day.

It's funny how having companions, keeps me from feeling lonely anymore. Rose, Martha, Donna, all the Ponds, and Clara. I miss you one and all!

Protecting the universe is what I do. Waiting until the last minute to come through. Doing what's right, occasionally what's wrong, there are rules with me. Don't you see?

Let us go, let us go. I am one with the Eye Of Time. Let us go, let us go. Across time and space we'll fly. In my TARDIS, I'll arrive to save the day. Let our enemies rage on.

My sonic screwdriver does all these amazing things. I can escape from just about anything. And one thought crystalizes when we hit the time stream. We're going far into the future or further back into the past.

Let us go, let us go. And I'll regenerate upon death. Let us go, let us go. All the past Doctors are quite gone. I'm a new version, but in someways still the same. Let our enemies rage on. I'm ready for an adventure any day.

We'll Hide In A Polysulfide Cloud

This love song has been inspired from this issue of the web comic Drive: http://www.drivecomic.com/archive/150306.html If you don't read it (and you should), some references won't make sense.

We'll Hide In A Polysulfide Cloud

When the Vinn attack, and all hope seems lost, there is but one thing we two can do. Our only hope, our only salvation, our only way to survive.

It's our only chance of being together. We'll survive the onslaught, arm in arm. Lips locked as one, our bodies entwined. Our love shall grow, our shouts of joy shall be loud. We'll hide in a polysulfide cloud.

The Continuum will strike. But we won't be found. We'll start a new La Familia ourselves. You'll be Eve. I'll be your Adam. Our love shall be everlasting.

It's our only chance of being together. We'll survive the onslaught, arm in arm. Lips locked as one, our bodies entwined. Our love shall grow, our shouts of joy shall be loud. We'll hide in a polysulfide cloud.

So come with me. Our escape is nigh. To our old lives we'll just say goodbye. We don't need Skitter to find our way to each other's hearts. We must do what is right, we must do what is smart. There is only but one option for us.

It's our only chance of being together. We'll survive the onslaught, arm in arm. Lips locked as one, our bodies entwined. Our love shall grow, our shouts of joy shall be loud. We'll hide in a polysulfide cloud.

(Music riff)

It's our only chance of being together. We'll survive the onslaught, arm in arm. Lips locked as one, our bodies entwined. Our love shall grow, our shouts of joy shall be loud. We'll hide in a polysulfide cloud.

(Music riff)

Now we are here. Both safe and sound. Our new lives start right now. Though the war rages outside, we are far from the horror. Nobody will think to check inside. Love is our fruit, passion our meat. Caring and compassion, our water. Now and forever, we live but as one. Our love shall never be done.

It's our only chance of being together. We'll survive the onslaught, arm in arm. Lips locked as one, our bodies entwined. Our love shall grow, our shouts of joy shall be loud. We'll hide in a polysulfide cloud.

We'll hide in a polysulfide cloud.

We'll hide in a polysulfide cloud.

I'm The Doctor: My Doctor Who Parody Of Taylor Swift's Shake It Off

I always regenerate

Got no time to explain

That's what people say, mmm-mmm

That's what people say, mmm-mmm

I take on too many companions,

But I can't make 'em stay

At least that's what people say, mmm-mmm

That's what people say, mmm-mmm

But I keep space/time cruising

Can't stop, won't stop moving

It's like I got the Eye of Time

In my mind

Saying, "It's gonna be alright."

'Cause the Daleks gonna exterminate-ate-ate-ate-ate

And the Cybermen gonna upgrade-grade-grade-grade-grade

But I'm just The Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor

I'm The Doctor, I'm The Doctor,

Weeping Angels gonna send you back, back, back, back, back

And the evil aliens gonna attack-tack-tack-tack-tack

But I'm just The Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor

I'm The Doctor, I'm The Doctor,

I have two heart beats

I'm like fish finger and custard treats

And that's what they don't see, mmm-mmm

that's what they don't see, mmm-mmm

I'm sometimes traveling on my own (traveling on my own)

I pick up companions as I go (companions as I go)

And that's what they all know, mmm-mmm

that's what they all know, mmm-mmm

But I keep space/time cruising

Can't stop, won't stop moving

It's like I got the Eye of Time

In my mind

Saying, "It's gonna be alright."

'Cause the Daleks gonna exterminate-ate-ate-ate-ate

And the Cybermen gonna upgrade-grade-grade-grade-grade

But I'm just The Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor

I'm The Doctor, I'm The Doctor,

Weeping Angels gonna send you back, back, back, back, back

And the evil aliens gonna attack-tack-tack-tack-tack

But I'm just The Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor

I'm The Doctor, I'm The Doctor,

I have two heart beats

I'm like fish finger and custard treats

And that's what they don't see, mmm-mmm

that's what they don't see, mmm-mmm

I'm The Doctor, I'm The Doctor,

I, I, I'm The Doctor, I'm The Doctor,

I, I, I'm The Doctor, I'm The Doctor,

I, I, I'm The Doctor, I'm The Doctor,

Hey, hey, hey

Just think while you've been getting down and out about the liars and the dirty, dirty cheats of the universe,

You could've been getting down with the man with two heart beats.

My new companion brought her very best friend

She's like "Oh, my god!" but I'm just The Doctor.

I'm the fella who's quite wry, with the cool bow tie

Won't you come with me, baby? I'm The Doctor, Doctor, Doctor

Yeah ohhh

'Cause the Daleks gonna exterminate-ate-ate-ate-ate

And the Cybermen gonna upgrade-grade-grade-grade-grade

But I'm just The Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor

I'm The Doctor, I'm The Doctor,

Weeping Angels gonna send you back, back, back, back, back

And the evil aliens gonna attack-tack-tack-tack-tack

But I'm just The Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor

I'm The Doctor, I'm The Doctor,

I'm The Doctor, I'm The Doctor,

I, I, I'm The Doctor, I'm The Doctor,

I, I, I'm The Doctor, I'm The Doctor,

I, I, I'm The Doctor, I'm The Doctor,

I'm The Doctor, I'm The Doctor,

I, I, I'm The Doctor, I'm The Doctor,

I, I, I'm The Doctor, I'm The Doctor,

I, I, I'm The Doctor, I'm The Doctor,

I'm The Doctor, I'm The Doctor,

I, I, I'm The Doctor, I'm The Doctor (Let's go)

I, I, I'm The Doctor, I'm The Doctor,

I, I, I'm The Doctor, I'm The Doctor

Fairytales Are Bad

I'll never understand why girls love fairy tales so much. Look at what happens: 1) Red Riding Hood Is such a twit, she can't tell the difference between a male wolf and her grandma, because the wolf was wearing her granny's clothes. 2) Beauty is basically sold into slavery to the Beast by her dad. 3) Cinderella is a slave in her own house. Then marries a guy who just stalked her across his whole kingdom, after falling madly in love with her after just once dance. 4) Goldilocks breaks and enters. OK, she enters and breaks things. Steals food, and goes to sleep in someobody else's bed, because apparently she thinks she's in a hotel. 5) Snow White. Where to begin. First, she's 12. And a Hottie McHotHot judging by a mirror. Her own Step-Mom, a grown woman, tries to kill her because she's jealous of how hot Snow White is. Snow White then moves in with 7 adult men, trading maid service for room and board. She is technically killed 3 times, because she can't grasp the simple concept of not opening the door to strangers (and probably can't tell the difference between humans and animals in said human clothes). Then Dwarves put her on display, because once again, she is just so hot. And 12. Finally, she marries a guy who literally makes out with hot corpses he finds in the woods. Think about it. Prince Charming is traveling through the woods, when he sees the dead body of a 12 year old girl on display (undoubtedly buying a ticket since you know the Dwarves were hoping to turn a profit on the world's hottest tween). Upon seeing this child, who is the"fairest of them all", he has a sudden, overwhelming urge to kiss her. A dead ,12 year old girl, mind you. A dead 12 year old girl who is just so hot you simply must kiss her cold dead lips. Then she "magically"wakes up from death. In other words, Snow White's a Zombie. A hot, 12 year old Zombie. The Charmings then place the Evil Queen in red hot iron boots, and force her to dance to death. Yes, these people believe in torture and capitol punishment, sans trial. And you thought Regina George was hot and mean? Try pissing off the world's hottest kid.

Upgrade You

My Latest Song:

We've been having some fun. But now being with you is becoming a chore. You're not how I thought you were. You're good but I need great. You have potential, yes it's true. I need more, what am I to do? Looks like I'm going to have to upgrade you to version two.

I need to upgrade you. Make you better, make you loving, make you everything I need. I need to upgrade you.

I'll teach you how to act, how to behave. Teach you to be everything I want you to be. Yes it seems cruel, but you'll be better and I'll still love you. Please let me upgrade you to version two.

I need to upgrade you. Make you better, make you loving, make you everything I need. I need to upgrade you.

Your jokes are a joke. You're such a bore. You fall asleep on me, and yes you even snore. You're late, you flake, you can't clean or bake. Baby, I want to love you like I did before. But as you are now, is making me sore. But I know what to do. Please let me upgrade you to version two.

I need to upgrade you. Make you better, make you loving, make you everything I need. I need to upgrade you.

(Musical interlude)

OO OO OO OO. OO OO OO OO.

(Musical interlude)

Don't get me wrong. I really do love you. I just think you can be better. I want you version number two.

(Musical interlude)

OO OO OO OO. OO OO OO OO.

(Musical interlude)

Yes I admit it. There are still things I'm wild and crazy for. Things I'd never want to change. Never want you to lose.

Your fashion sense is fine. Your shoes are devine. You still love me. Still want us to be a we. You're there for me, whenever I need you. Bring me soup when I'm sick, cheer me up when I'm blue. It's clear you really love me. I know that you do. Wait a minute, why did I ever want to upgrade you? Version one's not so buggy. Who cares about version number two?

So I guess I don't need to upgrade you. Not make you better, make you loving, make you everything I need. I don't need to upgrade you.

Pretty Little Liars Song Parodies

You Don't Know That Bitch Can See:

(One Direction's You Don't Know You're Beautiful)

You hold open the door, don't know what for. It's not like Jenna's blind anymore. Don't need a cane to walk, can hear when you talk. She sees everything you do.

I know that you really can't tell it. But please trust me. Liars, Jenna can see the world just like she used to. The way she hides behind her sunglasses is something else. But when she smiles it's because she's got you fooled. You don't know. Oh oh. You don't know that Bitch can see. If only you knew that she could see. You'd understand why I'm acting so desparately. Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe. You don't know. Oh oh. You don't know that Bitch can see. Oh oh. That Bitch can actually see.

So c-come on. No need to whine. To prove I'm right I'll put up a sign. Don't buy her lie, the operation turned out fine, she can see everything with her eye eye eyes.

I know that you really can't tell it. But please trust me. Liars, Jenna can see the world just like she used to. The way she hides behind her sunglasses is something else. But when she smiles it's because she's got you fooled. You don't know. Oh oh. You don't know that Bitch can see. If only you knew that she could see. You'd understand why I'm acting so desparately. Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe. You don't know. Oh oh. You don't know that Bitch can see. Oh oh. That Bitch can actually see.

Na na na na na na na na na na. Na na na na na na. Na na na na na na na na na na. Na na na na na na.

Lairs, Jenna can see the world just like she used to. The way she hides behind her sunglasses is something else. But when she smiles it's because she's got you fooled. You don't know. Oh oh. You don't know that Bitch can see.

Liars, Jenna can see the world just like she used to. The way she hides behind her sunglasses is something else. But when she smiles it's because she's got you fooled. You don't know. Oh oh. You don't know that Bitch can see.

Oh, If only you knew that she could see. You'd understand why I'm acting so desparately. Desparately. Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe. You don't know. Oh oh. You don't know that Bitch can see. Oh oh. You don't know that Bitch can see. Oh oh. That Bitch can actually see.

A Team:

(Ed Sheeran's A Team)

Black hoodie, Jungle Red lipstick. Breathing in shadows. Burnt lungs, sour taste. Night's gone, day's end. Struggling to hold onto that friendship. Long nights, strange lair.

And they say she's in the A Team. Stuck in her daydream. Been this way since 16. Slowly sinking, wasting. Crumbling like pastries. And they scream The worst things in life come free to us. Cos we're just under the upper hand. Go mad for a couple minutes attention. And she wants to go outside tonight. And in a secret she flies to the Motherland. Or brings hate to another friend. It's too cold inside. For texts to fly. Texts to fly.

Black gloves, and hoodie. Tried to swim, stay afloat. Sneak into a house, snoop around. Steals secrets, uncover lies. Weary-eyed, dry throat. Call Hanna, no phone.

And they say she's in the A Team. Stuck in her daydream. Been this way since 16. Slowly sinking, wasting. Crumbling like pastries. And they scream The worst things in life come free to us. Cos we're just under the upper hand. Go mad for a couple minutes attention. And she wants to go outside tonight. And in a secret she flies to the Motherland. Or brings hate to another friend. It's too cold inside. For texts to fly. Texts to fly.

Covered in black, closed eyes. And hoping for a better life This time, we'll fade out tonight. Straight down the line.

And they say she's in the A Team. Stuck in her daydream. Been this way since 16. Slowly sinking, wasting. Crumbling like pastries. And they scream The worst things in life come free to us. Cos we're just under the upper hand. Go mad for a couple minutes attention. And she wants to go outside tonight. And in a secret she flies to the Motherland. Or brings hate to another friend. It's too cold inside. For texts to fly. Texts to fly. To fly, fly. Texts to fly, To fly, to fly. For the revived friendships to die.

bible Does Not Forbid Gay Marriage

Leviticus 18:22 says Thou shalt not lie with a male as one does with a woman. It's an abomination. What it doesn't say it is not for two men to have sex. That's not god's word. That's MAN's interpretation. Lie can mean not to bear false witness. If sitcoms are any measure, men always lie to women. But hey, don't lie to other men (politicians, I'm looking at you.) Lie can mean as in a prone position. So, two dudes can't sleep in the same bed. But sex is still on the table. Literally. Just don't be horizontal, all missionary style. lesbians are fine,a s long as they don't lie with men like they lie with each other. See? None of Leviticus 18:22 says no to gay marriage. One could argue against sex in the marriage, but only for two guys (Lesbians are cool). But as long as it's behind closed doors, you don't know it's happening. So, it's not affecting you (god can complain all he wants to). Not your call to make. What is your call is how to misunderstand god's word. And your views can be quite wrong, and a lie (nontruth).