Monday, January 21, 2013

Pretty Little Liars Song Parodies

You Don't Know That Bitch Can See:

(One Direction's You Don't Know You're Beautiful)

You hold open the door, don't know what for. It's not like Jenna's blind anymore. Don't need a cane to walk, can hear when you talk. She sees everything you do.

I know that you really can't tell it. But please trust me. Liars, Jenna can see the world just like she used to. The way she hides behind her sunglasses is something else. But when she smiles it's because she's got you fooled. You don't know. Oh oh. You don't know that Bitch can see. If only you knew that she could see. You'd understand why I'm acting so desparately. Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe. You don't know. Oh oh. You don't know that Bitch can see. Oh oh. That Bitch can actually see.

So c-come on. No need to whine. To prove I'm right I'll put up a sign. Don't buy her lie, the operation turned out fine, she can see everything with her eye eye eyes.

I know that you really can't tell it. But please trust me. Liars, Jenna can see the world just like she used to. The way she hides behind her sunglasses is something else. But when she smiles it's because she's got you fooled. You don't know. Oh oh. You don't know that Bitch can see. If only you knew that she could see. You'd understand why I'm acting so desparately. Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe. You don't know. Oh oh. You don't know that Bitch can see. Oh oh. That Bitch can actually see.

Na na na na na na na na na na. Na na na na na na. Na na na na na na na na na na. Na na na na na na.

Lairs, Jenna can see the world just like she used to. The way she hides behind her sunglasses is something else. But when she smiles it's because she's got you fooled. You don't know. Oh oh. You don't know that Bitch can see.

Liars, Jenna can see the world just like she used to. The way she hides behind her sunglasses is something else. But when she smiles it's because she's got you fooled. You don't know. Oh oh. You don't know that Bitch can see.

Oh, If only you knew that she could see. You'd understand why I'm acting so desparately. Desparately. Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe. You don't know. Oh oh. You don't know that Bitch can see. Oh oh. You don't know that Bitch can see. Oh oh. That Bitch can actually see.

A Team:

(Ed Sheeran's A Team)

Black hoodie, Jungle Red lipstick. Breathing in shadows. Burnt lungs, sour taste. Night's gone, day's end. Struggling to hold onto that friendship. Long nights, strange lair.

And they say she's in the A Team. Stuck in her daydream. Been this way since 16. Slowly sinking, wasting. Crumbling like pastries. And they scream The worst things in life come free to us. Cos we're just under the upper hand. Go mad for a couple minutes attention. And she wants to go outside tonight. And in a secret she flies to the Motherland. Or brings hate to another friend. It's too cold inside. For texts to fly. Texts to fly.

Black gloves, and hoodie. Tried to swim, stay afloat. Sneak into a house, snoop around. Steals secrets, uncover lies. Weary-eyed, dry throat. Call Hanna, no phone.

And they say she's in the A Team. Stuck in her daydream. Been this way since 16. Slowly sinking, wasting. Crumbling like pastries. And they scream The worst things in life come free to us. Cos we're just under the upper hand. Go mad for a couple minutes attention. And she wants to go outside tonight. And in a secret she flies to the Motherland. Or brings hate to another friend. It's too cold inside. For texts to fly. Texts to fly.

Covered in black, closed eyes. And hoping for a better life This time, we'll fade out tonight. Straight down the line.

And they say she's in the A Team. Stuck in her daydream. Been this way since 16. Slowly sinking, wasting. Crumbling like pastries. And they scream The worst things in life come free to us. Cos we're just under the upper hand. Go mad for a couple minutes attention. And she wants to go outside tonight. And in a secret she flies to the Motherland. Or brings hate to another friend. It's too cold inside. For texts to fly. Texts to fly. To fly, fly. Texts to fly, To fly, to fly. For the revived friendships to die.