Sunday, June 20, 2010

Father's Day Lessons From Star Wars

Being a dad means :

Inviting your children to join in the family business. Even if it's terrorizing the Galaxy.
Never having to say, "I'm sorry." As in, I'm sorry I cut your hand off. I'm sorry I blew up your adopted home world. I'm sorry my Storm Troopers killed your Aunt and Uncle, who were my relatives, too.
Never asking for that Droid you built back.
Never telling your daughter her hairdo looks like Cinnabuns. Or to get a haircut.
Always turning against your emperor to save your son's life.